Beans

Beans
	General details
Name	Beans
Nickname(s)	Unrepentant Ear Criminal
Shaye-Name	Beanus Weenus; Bean boy; Mr bean; Jelly bean; Beanie baby; Beansman
Gender	Male
Arrival date	2022/04/01
Birthday	Dec 19
Playgroup	Gen. Pop. (Jail top m)
Arrival link	*

Beans is a ferret of Snail's House. He is known for being very photogenic and causing chaos. He isn't the brightest bulb in the box: Sometimes i think, but then i forget.

Lore

Beans was purchased in a pet store. He was hanging out there by himself without friends so Thor and Shaye decided to acquire him and make sure he got all the friends he could need. Beans was bought as a pet before Thor and Shaye decided to start a ferret sanctuary. Beans' birthday is December 19th, 2021. He also has a sweet tooth and craves Shaye's ice cream. Beans is also the favorite ferret of Zultralord since day 1.

During the first night in his temporary cage (quarantine), he proceeded to rip one of the bars off and escape.^[1] He started running around and doing a lot of dooking because he was very excited. He was running into the room where Thor was sleeping and woke him up.^[2] Because of the Meme Beans in Places they shouldn't be in^[3] they named him Beans.

Ear crimes

Being one of the biggest goblins of the bunch, Beans took it upon himself to start nibbling on ears during the night time. Thor's stream was interrupted on multiple occasions because Beans had to be put in jail. After a while it was decided Beans could bunk with fellow criminal Kahlua though in the end even this partnership had to be broken up and both got their own jail cell.

Medical information

Beans ingested a piece of blanket that gathered hair and fat around it and got stuck, requiring emergency surgery to remove on March 22, 2024. Thor dubbed it a Beans Pearl

Beans gets an adrenal shot 2024/01/03 *

Clip highlights

Beans the mage

Pickle denies Beans escape

Beans attacks the new Thor mic

Shaye gives Beans uppies

Beans finds his toy snake

Beans being large

Beans plays in the rice box

Beans removes the thermometer from his cage

Beans attempts sock theft

Beans' Leg lives its own life

Beans gets piled by the nutgang

No thoughts for Beans

Beans and Grandson moving the toob

Beans and Pickle wilding after visiting wet world

Beans squish Loki

Twitter Clip Highlights

Beans plays with Cat-Toy - Link
Beans Wilding - Link
Beans secret and fierce - Link
Beans and Cheese digging in Dirt - Link
Fish belongs to Beans - Link
Beans loves the snake - Link
Beans has no thoughts - Link
Mega Beans - Link

Picture gallery

Beans and Onion drawing by Shaye
Beans and Onion snake mode drawing by Spice Link
Beans the dumbass drawing by Shaye
Beware of Beans
Plotting and scheming
visit wet-world with Beef, Cheese, Loki, Snails
Beans is liquid
Baby beans
Baby Beans
Beans after a bath
Beans Jail
Beans laying on Onion
Beans Wizard Hat
Beans attack the snek
Beans attack the snek
Beans is chill
Chonky boi
Beans cleans
Beans dreams
Beans being a fatass
Beans getting kissies
Mlem
Mlem
Photogenic Beans
Long beans!
Eddie poops on Beans * (And Short Link )
Drawing by Shaye
Beans sleeping in Superman position
Beans hunts squeaky toy from cage
Your a wizard beans.
Beans, Demeter, Jinx and Kahlua in the Toy-Basket

References

[1] Shaye (Twitter) - Beans escaped his temporary cage

[2] Pirate Software (Twitch) - Beans villain arc

[3] Reddit - Beans in things that beans shouldn't be in

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Beans

General details
Name	Beans
Nickname(s)	Unrepentant Ear Criminal
Shaye-Name	Beanus Weenus Bean boy Mr bean Jelly bean Beanie baby Beansman
Gender	Male
Arrival date	2022/04/01
Birthday	Dec 19
Playgroup	Gen. Pop. (Jail top m)
Arrival link	*